Friday, July 1, 2016


It's better to accept your fate and receive guidance than to fight it and receive none.

I want you to be happy, too -- just not enough to do anything about it.
Sheldon Cooper

People change -- for the better; for the worse -- but people do change.

Being long in pride and short on brains is a bad combination.

... like watching a 3-D movie without the special glasses!

It takes a while to sink in.

... so bull headed stubborn that they can't listen to reason.

There was never a horse that couldn't be rode. Never a man that couldn't be throwed.

....slicker 'n owl shit.

... as stubborn as a Missouri mule.

Time doesn't go anywhere. It just is.

What is 'is'. What ain't 'ain't.

I'll look for you when I see you coming.

No news is most often good news.

Let's not be hanging a claw into one another now...

Let's not & just say we did.

Maybe yes;
maybe no --
I just don't know.

Here I sit all broken hearted;
Tried to shit but only farted.

Just because life ain't always easy doesn't mean that it's always overly difficult either.

~ In life, you’re first given an opportunity to make things right. If you don’t, it becomes a challenge; and, then it finally it becomes a crisis.~

If he had a conscience, his life wouldn't be worth living.

He's the south end of a north bound mule.

They can go fuck themselves AND the horse they rode in on (as you gesture with your little finger of the left hand jabbing upwards in the air).

They're treating me like a frothy dog.

Well beat the drums and sound the brass if there don't go one big horse's ass.

He's only got one oar in the water.

Sometimes two half wits do almost make a whole wit.

It'd take two of him to make a half wit.

I like my job. It's the work I hate.

Everything I like is either improper, illegal or fattening.

I'll look for you when I see you coming.

I love my job. It's the work I hate.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

There's nothing more relaxing than watching somebody else work.

Sometimes you eat just to keep from getting hungry.

A hungry man cannot feed another.

You can't fed a man who doesn't know he's hungry.

Who ever heard of a revolution of fat men.

Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying "I will try again tomorrow".

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Count not the money not yet in your hand.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Mumble, grumble, pussycat stumble.

The only people you should get even with are those who have helped you.

Don't get mad, get even.

Kitty says to Matt Dillon:
Why, you are suspicious of everyone!
Matt's reply: Yeah. That's why I'm still alive.

He acts like he got hit in the head by a bolt of lightning so that even when he's standing still, he looks like he's scooting sideways.
Chester Goode

They act like they've got an itch that they can't scratch.....
.... Like they can't get to. they can't scratch in public.

Most folks can be trusted up to a point, but it's still best not to put temptation in their way.

Hook, Line and Sinker

Lock, stock, and barrel

For sure and certain, he's as tough as old hickory.

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